Sunday, September 09, 2007

With Angels Like These

Some people just don't get camp humor. They can dress gay and pretend (for the money and status - odd, isn't it?) but camp remains the true test of a homo. If you ain't got that wit, you're not it. Sorry, metros. In the nutshell, camp is full of bad puns, overt sexual innuendo and culturally dark humor - all delivered at breakneck speed before the speaker is even done uttering a thought.

Or it can be well-thought out in advance.

Often it involves parody of famous Hollywood cult classics. Take this latest example, an up and coming Latin(a) LA troupe that's gone Youtube broadband is a series based on Charlie's Angels. To see their stage pics and get more information on the ladies, visit the Chico's Angels MySpace profile.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Say It, Brother. Be My Bitch Tonight

Well I didn't think it possible, but the words are right out of my previous post. Prisons, in the current mode of ridiculous thinking out there, are nothing more than big gay factories. And we all know it's okay to be gay in prison, because even though it's still homosexual behavior, we call it "engaging in homosexual activity" on the inside - like taking a dip in a very temporary pool.

It's okay then. Like when bi is considered a little less deplorable than full-blown gay. Hey, at least it's blown.

Monday, July 09, 2007

Moral Roberts Rules of Order

I am so tired of homosexuality being discussed as a MORAL issue. It's simply not. Who are you to say it is anything at all in the first place if you're not even gay? Morality has to do with how one leads one's life according to some tenets or dogma, whether it be right or wrong, pure or filthy. Forcing the issue into morality, religion, and even so called "nature" is putting outside the container before looking at the contents. Let me put it another way:

Male. Female. Sex. Those are the ingredients, my homies.
One from column A, one from column B, and then C.

That's how the entire "civilized" world looks at this issue -- through a glass obscured with writing and regimen. Absurd! Of course I see the Grand Design in the special parts on boys and girls. But even in "nature" certain species regularly engage in some homosexual behavior. The thing is, if a male engages in sexual activity with another male he is doing it because he feels an urge of some sort; it may be love, it may be lust, but let's all agree it's a FEELING and NOT a choice like let's have McDonald's or Burger King.

Better put, of course, is it's an orientation. Direction.

Besides, who would choose it? It just doesn't make sense. When they lock up guys n the slammer, perfectly straight guys engage in homosexual activity. Well, were they always gay? Are prisons giant gay factories? Or isn't it more likely that the male beast simply has urges and society has rules on these urges? Once out of that society and forced to cohabitate with other males, it happens.

More likely this whole thing has to do with sex itself and how it's "supposed to be" done: male dominance, institutional patriarchy, and the fact that men always "wore" their pee-pees on the outside once they stood and walked upright.

God forbid another one gets on his knees and remembers being true to his calling.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Well I Do Like Clean Pipes

That idiot in the House of White has really done it again. I mean the old Surgeon General wore a bow tie and had a funky Lincoln beard. Before that Jocelyn said yank it and she was fired. But this guy... this one surely takes the cake.

Apparently, because pipes fit together so well, gay folk are just bad washers in the whole mess. Now I really find myself asking, but what about all my gay plumber friends?

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Sometimes, Right in Front of You

So God Hates Fags, Does He Love Chocolate Too?

Granted it's a bit of a hoax but there really are those out there that not only believe in God, but believe He has human sentiments like hate and fear. For a real hoot, visit the Donnie Davies website.

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Piss on it, Turn it Blue

Bravo to a commercial that gets it right from the get-go. eHarmony's suit never knew what was coming. hehehe. And is just plain imposter poster boys. Nicely done, Chemistry!

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Did You Know?

Did you know?

  • Of 32,000 verses in the Bible, only five directly mention homosexuality.
  • The Qur'an only directly mentions homosexuality once.
  • Leviticus, the book of the Bible which stipulates death for homosexuality, requires the same punishment for adultery, pre-marital sex, disobedient children and blasphemy.
  • The Biblical Jesus does not condemn homosexuality.
  • The destruction of the Biblical city of Sodom was due to their mistreatment of strangers.
  • The Bible never condemns same sex marriage.
  • The Biblical David and Jonathan had a formal same-sex union.
  • 'Traditional marriage' in the Bible includes polygamy.
  • No known sacred text forbids same sex marriage.
  • Very few sacred texts even mention homosexuality.
  • Hindu and other far eastern sacred texts do not condemn homosexuality.
  • Homosexuality is not unnatural, it is practised by hundreds of species of animals.

-LGBT from Sacred Texts

Saturday, March 31, 2007