Tuesday, July 14

Throwup Means You're Sick

So tonight on NPR, I caught the discussion about gays in the military. It's just sad to hear decorated soldiers telling their stories about being stripped of honor simply because they came out. Stop calling it a policy! "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is an insipid way of saying Patriot Act. It mocks us right before our abiding little eyes. It's status quo; it's modus operandi; it's TMI in official (uni)form.

Do you kow how insulting it must be to put your life on the line for your country and to be told "okay freak you can die for us but just keep it in the closet?" Isn't Amerika about Truth, Justice and a certain kind of Way?



If it's Truth you want then get ahold of this. I'm a pooftah. And I hate hearing stories about your weekend barbecue if I can't tell you how my partner and I had a ball at the mall too. I hate using pronouns. I hate wearing (or not wearing) a ring and pretending.

I cannot be dishonest about something that was never my choice, whether you like it or not. It's time to admit that. This is not about preventing you from throwing up. This is about me not having to keep that bile in any longer.

PS - Happy Bastille Day!

Sunday, March 1

A Real Washington Monument




So maybe all the fuss is really more about how fags bow down to other men, and the rest of them do it for God. Gay guys can turn man into God real quick, and that doesn't sit well with those remaining un-worshiped.

One set - a tall tower in wood called a spire. The other -- wrenching the real one from His pants.

Wednesday, May 21

Marriage? I Thought We Just Fucked




I am SO tired of the gay marriage thing getting everyone distracted. JUST when we are starting to talk about the war and the economy someone shouts HEY LOOK AT THE QUEERS and a stampede ensues. Fuck election time. We don't need the right to get married. We just need the right to be the same.

How difficult is that?

You should ask yourself why the church has so much power in this government realm to begin with before you try to use it on gay people staying together longer than you can say divorce.

Friday, April 4

The Sky is So Gay

All damned day it's up there
working hard for you
One giant upper deck
made entirely of blue.



The Working blue.

But during diva Dusk I watch it
changing like a dancer 'round a fire
First this orange a crimson slight salmon
and then the final pyre...

Lavender!

Girl, the Sky really DOES comes out
before it dips down hard each night,
put to sleep for waking up before the stars,
and not bowing to the servitude of Light.

Wednesday, March 26

Sunday, September 9

With Angels Like These

Some people just don't get camp humor. They can dress gay and pretend (for the money and status - odd, isn't it?) but camp remains the true test of a homo. If you ain't got that wit, you're not it. Sorry, metros. In the nutshell, camp is full of bad puns, overt sexual innuendo and culturally dark humor - all delivered at breakneck speed before the speaker is even done uttering a thought.

Or it can be well-thought out in advance.

Often it involves parody of famous Hollywood cult classics. Take this latest example, an up and coming Latin(a) LA troupe that's gone Youtube broadband is a series based on Charlie's Angels. To see their stage pics and get more information on the ladies, visit the Chico's Angels MySpace profile.


Monday, July 23

Say It, Brother. Be My Bitch Tonight

Well I didn't think it possible, but the words are right out of my previous post. Prisons, in the current mode of ridiculous thinking out there, are nothing more than big gay factories. And we all know it's okay to be gay in prison, because even though it's still homosexual behavior, we call it "engaging in homosexual activity" on the inside - like taking a dip in a very temporary pool.

It's okay then. Like when bi is considered a little less deplorable than full-blown gay. Hey, at least it's blown.



Monday, July 9

Moral Roberts Rules of Order



I am so tired of homosexuality being discussed as a MORAL issue. It's simply not. Who are you to say it is anything at all in the first place if you're not even gay? Morality has to do with how one leads one's life according to some tenets or dogma, whether it be right or wrong, pure or filthy. Forcing the issue into morality, religion, and even so called "nature" is putting outside the container before looking at the contents. Let me put it another way:

Male. Female. Sex. Those are the ingredients, my homies.
One from column A, one from column B, and then C.

That's how the entire "civilized" world looks at this issue -- through a glass obscured with writing and regimen. Absurd! Of course I see the Grand Design in the special parts on boys and girls. But even in "nature" certain species regularly engage in some homosexual behavior. The thing is, if a male engages in sexual activity with another male he is doing it because he feels an urge of some sort; it may be love, it may be lust, but let's all agree it's a FEELING and NOT a choice like let's have McDonald's or Burger King.

Better put, of course, is it's an orientation. Direction.

Besides, who would choose it? It just doesn't make sense. When they lock up guys n the slammer, perfectly straight guys engage in homosexual activity. Well, were they always gay? Are prisons giant gay factories? Or isn't it more likely that the male beast simply has urges and society has rules on these urges? Once out of that society and forced to cohabitate with other males, it happens.

More likely this whole thing has to do with sex itself and how it's "supposed to be" done: male dominance, institutional patriarchy, and the fact that men always "wore" their pee-pees on the outside once they stood and walked upright.

God forbid another one gets on his knees and remembers being true to his calling.