That idiot in the House of White has really done it again. I mean the old Surgeon General wore a bow tie and had a funky Lincoln beard. Before that Jocelyn said yank it and she was fired. But this guy... this one surely takes the cake.
Apparently, because pipes fit together so well, gay folk are just bad washers in the whole mess. Now I really find myself asking, but what about all my gay plumber friends?